The definition of futility

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A Ladies’ Best Friend

That’s right ladies, here he is, your dream man!

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It’s not discrimination if you can save a buck

Woman kicked out of New Zealand for being too fat
NZ wants to keep out the obese because they (ok, we) are a potential burden to the national health care system.
Ok. So, here’s the next headlines we should see:
“NZ refuses visa to gay men because they might get AIDS”
“NZ refuses visa to black people because they […]

Bread is Dangerous, or Fun with Statistics

“There’s lies, damn lies, and then there’s statistics.”
- Mark Twain
Bread is dangerous
Check it out for some fun with statistics. For example, did you know that 98% of felons are bread users?
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I just sorry I didn’t think of it first

Dickipedia
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Not really porn, per se, but funny as hell

Place this under the heading “Why cybersex is a bad thing… mostly.”

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Funniest porn clip ever - NSFW!

Some might say this pornographer got what he deserves. Others might laugh out loud like I did. My wife might ask how I came across this clip… ahem…

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Picklerize your room

Kelly Pickler likes to smell her own farts.
I’m not being mean!
Check out this video from one of her concerts. She admits it!
Gotta say, I normally don’t like fake boobs, but they look good on her from a distance. Has nothing to do with farting. I’m just saying…

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Screw you and your boyfriend

This guy does what every guy wishes they could do.
Women… what are y’all thinking telling us you have boyfriends, husbands, significant others…?
We don’t want to hear that!

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Hot blonde channels Barry White

I loves me some some hot blondes, and I loves me some Barry White.
So, I guess I’m in love with this lovely lady.
Loooooooovvvvvvveeeee….
Funny Girls
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