I Blame Wayne Brady

This guy, wearing his “I [heart] my marriage” T-shirt, was arrested for choking his wife in an argument over drugs.

I blame Wayne Brady.
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You know you’re horny when you bring a kid to a sex shop

Honest to god, it took me a minute to see what was wrong in this picture!
I don’t know if that’s an indictment of me or not. But at least I’m not as bad as Mom in this photo.

Hat tip to evilmilk.com
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Porn star takes one helluva shot - SFW, mostly

Be sure to watch the money shot for this PG porn video:

PG PORN: Nailing Your Wife | Girls | SPIKE.com

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Badass clip of the week

Watch this guy jump out of the pool. Yes, I said OUT of the pool!

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Best Soup Segment Ever

Always leave ‘em hanging (by a string)…

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Bastard dad is a nazi and a soccer fan

Not sure how to interpret this picture:
1. All soccer fans are bad fathers and nazis.
2. All bad fathers are nazis and soccer fans.
3. All nazis are soccer fans and bad fathers.
4. That’s totally shopped, dude.

Photo spotted at deadspin
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Naked old men are hot

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A bit of advice for all the guys out there

I’m proud to say I follow this advice every day.
Photo credit: Jesse Bikman
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Mother of the Year

Watch this video all the way through and when it is over imagine a Diane Sawyer doing a voice-over along the lines of “…and now you know what drives a 9-year old boy to take a meat cleaver to the heads of his entire family.”

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The most disturbing thing I’ve seen all day

La Pequena Sarah Palin

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