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This may be the most awesome knockout I’ve ever seen!

Scratch that, it IS the most knockout I’ve ever seen!

Wonder if it’s a real amateur match or something. Looks kinda like a movie that was being filmed by a crew member. Regardless, that’s an awesome punch you’re gonna see!

What kind of skanks do this in front of kids?

What kind of parent doesn’t pull that kid away before he pulls his dick off?

WTF???

Spectacular, eh?

Amazing what you can accomplish with in a country with 1 billion people earning $2 per day, isn’t it?

Seems like a lot of people around here have gardens, and one lady brought the cucumber below as a present to a coworker for her birthday yesterday. Ironically, the giver was wearing a shirt with the word “iPray” styled like the eBay logo.

Apparently, church has changed since I last attended.

What’s all the hype about? A fight? Just pushing and shoving, not even a punch thrown. You be the judge:

Place this under the heading “Why cybersex is a bad thing… mostly.”

Some might say this pornographer got what he deserves. Others might laugh out loud like I did. My wife might ask how I came across this clip… ahem…

Kelly Pickler likes to smell her own farts.

I’m not being mean!

Check out this video from one of her concerts. She admits it!

Gotta say, I normally don’t like fake boobs, but they look good on her from a distance. Has nothing to do with farting. I’m just saying…

These two idiots probably thought they were being funny - “hey, let’s teach this ump to call balls and strikes better…”

Puh-leeze!

They say it was a miscommunication, but c’mon, watch the catcher and you’ll see he’s not only a moron, he’s a really bad actor. Good thing the Ump wasn’t hurt. If that ball hit him in the throat, I think the police would be involved.

Hat tip to SFR

A guy calls 911:

‘911. What is the emergency?’

‘I’m calling to report my neighbor Virgil Smith. He’s hiding marijuana inside his firewood. I don’t know how he gets it inside the logs, but he’s hiding it there.’

The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

A couple minutes later, the phone rings at Virgil’s house.

‘Hey, Virgil, it’s Floyd….Did the Sheriff come?’

‘Yeah!’

‘Did they chop your firewood?’

‘Yes.’

‘Happy Birthday, buddy!’