Television
SNL: Really!?! with Seth Meyers
Seth to Kellogg’s: “Everyone of your products sounds like a wish a genie granted at a Phish concert.”
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SNL Digital Short: I’m on a boat
T-Pain:”Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid…”
Brilliant.
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Best Soup Segment Ever
Always leave ‘em hanging (by a string)…
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Joe Scarborough gets pwned by Zbigniew Brzezinski
Hey, I keep up with current events. This blog ain’t all about Maury Povich Christmas Cards and pictures of cute girls getting smothered by fat bellies.
Here’s some highlights:
Brzezinski to Scarborough: “You have such a stunningly superficial knowledge of what went on it’s almost embarrassing to listen to you.”
Later, Brzezinski to Scarborough: “If you’re going to […]
Warren Sapp loses
Warren Sapp lost to Brooke Burke last night on the grand finale of Dancing With The Stars. But DWTS always helps it’s contestants reinvent themselves, and rumor has it Warren has a new gig lined up to star in a sitcom:
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The dumbest thing I heard on American Idol tonight
With insight like Paula’s, who needs Simon Cowell?
“That song could be in a movie soundtrack right now.”
Not ‘hey, you could win a grammy’ or ‘hey, that was damn original’ or “I really like what you did with the …”.
No, the greatest aspiration for a singer is to make it on a movie soundtrack.
Stay away from […]
Wow!
That Monica Seles sure does clean up nice! Dancing With The Stars has some damn good makeup artists.
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The best things I saw on TV today
TMZ: Jennifer Anniston’s butt in a teeny bikini.
Seinfeld: “Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone!”
Dancing With The Stars: Edyta almost had a costume malfunction when she bent over. Or, was it Cheryl? I don’t know, I wasn’t looking at the face.
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