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The guy in yellow is staring way too hard:

“I went to a soccer match, and a Broadway Musical broke out”

Ok, I understand why everyone cups their own testicles, but what is the dude on the right doing with his right hand?

“I’m the top, bitch!”

No, soccer isn’t gay at all…

What the hell is the goalie grabbing?

Tease…

“Shhh… […]

“There’s lies, damn lies, and then there’s statistics.”
- Mark Twain
Bread is dangerous
Check it out for some fun with statistics. For example, did you know that 98% of felons are bread users?
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Point - Counterpoint: I am so Starving
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Seems like a lot of people around here have gardens, and one lady brought the cucumber below as a present to a coworker for her birthday yesterday. Ironically, the giver was wearing a shirt with the word “iPray” styled like the eBay logo.
Apparently, church has changed since I last attended.

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Place this under the heading “Why cybersex is a bad thing… mostly.”

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Kelly Pickler likes to smell her own farts.
I’m not being mean!
Check out this video from one of her concerts. She admits it!
Gotta say, I normally don’t like fake boobs, but they look good on her from a distance. Has nothing to do with farting. I’m just saying…

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A guy calls 911:
‘911. What is the emergency?’
‘I’m calling to report my neighbor Virgil Smith. He’s hiding marijuana inside his firewood. I don’t know how he gets it inside the logs, but he’s hiding it there.’
The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using […]

And it’s a dead-end street?

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Oh my god, this is awesome! Check out the world’s dumbest criminals:

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This is wrong on so many levels… it must be a game of truth or dare. Has to be. Doesn’t it?

If you know who deserves a credit for this photo, let me know. They certainly deserve it.

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