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Bastard dad is a nazi and a soccer fan
Not sure how to interpret this picture:
1. All soccer fans are bad fathers and nazis.
2. All bad fathers are nazis and soccer fans.
3. All nazis are soccer fans and bad fathers.
4. That’s totally shopped, dude.
Photo spotted at deadspin
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A Ladies’ Best Friend
That’s right ladies, here he is, your dream man!
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Naked old men are hot
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A bit of advice for all the guys out there
I’m proud to say I follow this advice every day.
Photo credit: Jesse Bikman
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Joe Scarborough gets pwned by Zbigniew Brzezinski
Hey, I keep up with current events. This blog ain’t all about Maury Povich Christmas Cards and pictures of cute girls getting smothered by fat bellies.
Here’s some highlights:
Brzezinski to Scarborough: “You have such a stunningly superficial knowledge of what went on it’s almost embarrassing to listen to you.”
Later, Brzezinski to Scarborough: “If you’re going to […]
Walt Disney World dedicates their entire park to Cloudshot.com for the year
Find out how to get a deal like THIS at the end of the video!
Gotta give the folks at Disney credit - this is an awesome viral campaign!
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Mother of the Year
Watch this video all the way through and when it is over imagine a Diane Sawyer doing a voice-over along the lines of “…and now you know what drives a 9-year old boy to take a meat cleaver to the heads of his entire family.”
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Confirmed: Soccer is gay
A couple months ago I wrote that soccer is gay.
This week, Deadspin provides confirmation of my irresponsible speculation: This Just In: Italian Soccer Steeped In Gayness
“I have about 30 clients who are footballers and I would say that a dozen are Serie A and national team players — several times I have been asked to […]
My favorite Christmas e-card received this year
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Warren Sapp loses
Warren Sapp lost to Brooke Burke last night on the grand finale of Dancing With The Stars. But DWTS always helps it’s contestants reinvent themselves, and rumor has it Warren has a new gig lined up to star in a sitcom:
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