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I Blame Wayne Brady

This guy, wearing his “I [heart] my marriage” T-shirt, was arrested for choking his wife in an argument over drugs.

I blame Wayne Brady.
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You know you’re horny when you bring a kid to a sex shop

Honest to god, it took me a minute to see what was wrong in this picture!
I don’t know if that’s an indictment of me or not. But at least I’m not as bad as Mom in this photo.

Hat tip to evilmilk.com
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The definition of futility

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Porn star takes one helluva shot - SFW, mostly

Be sure to watch the money shot for this PG porn video:

PG PORN: Nailing Your Wife | Girls | SPIKE.com

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Badass clip of the week

Watch this guy jump out of the pool. Yes, I said OUT of the pool!

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SNL: Really!?! with Seth Meyers

Seth to Kellogg’s: “Everyone of your products sounds like a wish a genie granted at a Phish concert.”

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SNL Digital Short: I’m on a boat

T-Pain:”Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid…”
Brilliant.

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Yes, that does make him gay

From Fan IQ:
Then Donahue would rub the hottest possible liniment on his testicles.
“He’d start snorting like a bull,” the trainer said. “That’s when he was ready to pitch.”
I’m just saying…
Oh, by the way, this isn’t first time someone has mused on the subject…
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Best Soup Segment Ever

Always leave ‘em hanging (by a string)…

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Don’t you hate it when you poop your pants?

If I had a dime for every time I wore sharted myself while wearing white pants while going commando…

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