You know you’re horny when you bring a kid to a sex shop

You Are the one standing in front of the dildos.

stroking your bottle no less.

It didn’t take me any time at all to notice it. I’ve actually seen it in person. Not this, mind you, but another woman taking her young son into an adult store. I was in the Adam & Eve store here when a couple of women came in with a little boy in a stroller. The front part of this store is lingerie-only, but there’s still a definite R-rated (if not X) theme, & the sex toy area was easily visible from where they were. I was dumbfounded they had done it, and amazed they weren’t made to leave.

The kid is too young to know what he’s looking at. Repeat after me “Sex is not dirty”.

Thank you Sabra! People really need to lighten up…I mean, it could be a gun shop, right?

Oops, I meant spriggig… Sabra, YOU need to lighten up!

’shopped. The pixels are all wrong.

This took me a lot longer than it should have…
At first I thought the guy was clay aiken.

It’s because he’s black, isn’t it?

“’shopped. The pixels are all wrong.”

Shut, up.

@ anonymous

keep your white trash comments to yourself.

Dude. So what? OH NO. THE KID SAW DILDOS AND SEX JELLY. HE WILL HAVE NO MORALS WHEN HE GROWS UP AND WILL BECOME A GAY MALE PROSTITUTE AND THEREFORE GO TO HELL. I knew what sex was when I was that kids age because my parents never treated it as a ‘dirty’ subject, and I’m not promiscuous or screwed up.

AHHHHH!!!!! Attack of the ginger!!!

I think the real problem here is that ginger boy over here is standing in the dildo section.

last time i was at a sex store i walked into a wall of rubber dildoes and they came crashing down. lol

NW you are messed up. only a person with serious childhood issues would be a caps spammer

oops i meant dan

Wait so it is OK to bring your KIDS into a sex toy shop? Ah…NO. Hey sweetie, do you think daddy will like this ass plug? Mommy, why can’t I have a toy too? Your right, here is a piny vibrator for your small prepubescent asshole. Do your fucking kids a favor and save them a fucking therapy bill!!! Whoever says that this is OK is a fucking moron. Why don’t you have sex in front of your kids? Hey sweetie daddy is having a hard time sticking his finger up my asshole while he fucks my can you pass the lube?

Have a great fucking day…

That child is younger than two, he won’t remember anything about his trip to the dildo store. Get over it.

Haha Bob,

“Attack of the ginger” is right!!

i think everyone who is saying “oh the kid won’t remember it” is probably the type of person to see nothing wrong with their kids watching mommy and daddy get it on, smoke meth, or whatever else they do.

sex is NOT dirty, and children should be taught such in an AGE APPROPRIATE SETTING. i’m sorry, but the sex shop is NOT AGE APPROPRIATE. junior hanging out with the vibrators is NOT AGE APPROPRIATE.

seriously, you morons, you ought to have a license to breed.

i also love how these moron commenters think it’s okay for a little kid to be surrounded by butt plugs and fake vaginas but a legal adult is bad for being in a sex shop.

i thought you said sex was not dirty, hmmmm?

morons.

i hate breeders.

Bitch stole mah Dildo!

Has anyone not noticed how cool that black kid is? Look at that jacket. Those blue and white Adidas pants with some fresh white shoes.

This kid obviously dragged one of his hoes to the store because she was not preforming up to his clientele’s expectations. When suddenly, one ginger and more than likely some other pale white kid stroll along and decide to take a picture of him and one of his tricks, thinking that she was his horrible mother for taking him to a sex shop. Little did they know. After the flash, the little kid did a cartwheel in the direction of the ginger, while upside down doing a perfect 10/10 cartwheel he whipped out his 9. As he landed on his feet, gun in hand he slipped on a banana peel and shot the ginger in the knee, scaring the shit out of everyone in the area. He then fled the scene right after. Hes still at large.

Is that the little boy from the picture: “Bitch stole my fish”?!

Personally I think the most disturbing thing about this pic is the fact there is a ginger dude in a sex shop, which leads me to believe that he may actually be sexually active which in turn leads to the possibility of ginger children, which is a thing no-one needs to see!

Holy shit Jennifer I think you are right! That is now officially the coolest kid EVER!!!!
Before it even starts I don’t think all black people look alike so please don’t start.

Do you not have to be 18 to go into an adult store? Clearly that child is NOT 18. I worked in a movie store for several years. There was a couple who brought there young child into the adult room. They were actually charged with child abuse. It does not matter if the child does not understand what he is seeing it is the principal of the matter. Again the child is NOT 18 and does NOT belong in that store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you see the size of the dildos that she’s looking at though?

I Currently work in a sex shop. NO ONE under 18 is allowed in. Period. Generally if the catch you, they close your store and fine you.

In America anyway. We don’t know WHERE this picture was taken.

I Personally don’t care if children are in my store. However I am not trained to know when a child hits it’s magical age of remembering things. Non of us know if he will then go to school and say… “mommy bought a dildo”. That is what makes his mom stupid. It’s very possible she could loose her child. This is America where people are still ashamed to by lube. Lube for gods sakes.

People try to bring their kids in ALL the time. From new borns to 8 year olds. Seriously he was at least 8. If that chid was brought up somewhere else this might not be an issue. In this country… where a nipple flashed for half a second FREAKS people out. Who knows how it could effect him.

On the other hand of it. It’s seriously goofy that a newborn can’t come into my store. Like I said before…. I’m not trained to know when a child might be a tad too old.

the ginger looks ALOT like Rupert Grint

you people really need to lighten up!
from which part of the body where do you think kids came from? Pffft! size of dildos? Man…. obviously you people never tried having kids.

Cool pic.
Long comments.
Don’t bother. Nobody litens to them in real life so they talk much here, where…. ooh! nobody listens to them.

H. P. Lovecraft you are a fucking self rightgeous douche bag and unfortunately no one cares about anything you do or say. i hate you and wish you were dead. thank you

If someone could get me the sexy redhead’s number, I’d be so thrilled. mmmm, gingerlicious.