My favorite Christmas e-card received this year
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This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time.
WOW you guys are fucking retarded, you didn’t actually think there was a CHANCE that that photo wasnt edited?
Was it shopped really
your all stupid
of course it was but thanks for pointing it out i had no idea
i though that he was actually there at the time this picture was taken back a few thousand years
you guys are dumb………funny picture though
I was pretty sure it was real and was convinced I watched that episode, but when you look really closely at the shadows you can tell they’re from different light sources. definitely photoshopped.
I think most of YOU are photoshopped cos you certainly ain’t real people!
F*ckin collection of PLEBS!
i’m systematically stuffing grapenuts cereal into the head of my erect penis. i’m going to attempt to jack off, have my load mix with the grapenuts, and shoot a granola bar out when i cum
My god. Anyone (excluding myself) who has a comment with the words photo or shopped in it is a douchebag.
Everyone knows that Maurey is the Lord & Saviour and that OF COURSE he was at the birth of Christ.
Come to think of it, you might be right. I believe in Maurey, Joseph and Mary….maybe they shopped in the imaginary Jesus Christ?
everyone knows that it was shopped, and pointing it out does not make you appear smarter or superior in any way… so stop it. it pisses everyone off.
haha i love how people are offended at with others saying a picture of Maury cut behind a PAINTING of the nativity scene with text above it was photoshopped. it’s called irony…and it’s delicious. although to be fair, this does look pretty real. if it is photoshopped, i took the bait.
before someone corrects my grammar i meant just ‘at’…or just ‘with’. although they are an explosive combination.
Uggggh. I hate how on EVERY site; theres always people who always say ” This is photoshopped.” Who gives a FREEAK? its about the humor of the picture, dumbass. And its common sense that this was shopped, nobody has to point it out! Does anybody REALLY think that MAURY was there? I dont freaakin think so.
Becky, Ross, Oakman, Supa W, Justin. Get a clue you fucking idiots. They only say it to get a rise out of you.
All photos require a comment that states (verbatim) “This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time.” It’s like ending the filename with “.jpg”, it’s a required part of images on the internet.
Also, in this particular instance, the reflections are all wrong.
I’m not entirely sure it’s photoshopped. It’s an older picture, and pixel misplacement isn’t entirely uncommon in pre-1400CE source material. All the shadows seem to be in the correct place (Maury seems illuminated by the same light source as Mary and Joseph). I’m going to buck the crowd and go with authentic on this one.
This is just too amusing…The picture and the comments that went with it. This picture is indeed photoshopped, yes. Ok, it’s been stated like 50 thousand times (exaggeration). Clearly, we get the point, I mean, I understand that some of you feel the need to “point it out”, but seriously, only an idiot would believe that this was a real picture.
This is definitely not shopped. I can tell because all of the shadows are in the correct place and the lighting seems real. Also, this was some time ago as Maury’s hair is not grey.
Is Maury the new meme? He is kind of 1990’s, isn’t he? And anyway, Joseph already knew he wasn’t the father.
But if you guys think it’s funny more power to you.
I know for a fact that this was not shopped. I was there.
Mary and I had Spanish class together in high school and went to community college and stuff. She was totally famous for messing around.
We all knew that God had a thing for her, but we never knew they actually did it. Poor Joseph. He’s gonna be crushed.
it took forever for me to cum, but when I did it was the most amazing orgasm ever. my semen held the grapenuts together like super glue.
hahahaha, these are some of the best comments I’ve ever read…I’ve been laughing my ass off…I applaud everyone who knows how to take a joke
Saying ’shopped’ wasn’t even funny the first time. Would you all just shut up and take some of this misdirected energy and do one thing to solve world hunger, global warming, find a cure for cancer or just make your tiny corner of this f*cked up planet better? Jesus Jumping Christ on a pogo stick!
I want to thank each and everyone of you for the past 5 min of laughter that I got out of reading these comments. Some of you are douche bags, but none the less funny.
I was up in the air at first trying to decide whether or not it was shopped or not, but I think I’m gonna side with most and say that it was shopped too. If you enlarge the image and look at the pixels between the backround and Maury you can definitely tell.
Mmmmmmm…. granola bars
In regards to the user who submitted the following comment…
Uggggh. I hate how on EVERY site; theres always people who always say ” This is photoshopped.” Who gives a FREEAK? its about the humor of the picture, dumbass. And its common sense that this was shopped, nobody has to point it out! Does anybody REALLY think that MAURY was there? I dont freaakin think so.
It started as sort of an inside joke, but has spread rapidly do in part to a video (pay close attention to the 16-second mark of the video) at this url —> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556
The crank-posters will most often not fill people in on this fact however, because leaving others uninformed potentially makes them the butt of the joke when they start adamantly ridiculing the posters who quite obviously already realize the image in question is photo-shopped.
I hear Mary has been back to the show 23 times and she still hasn’t found out who the father is. Personally, I think they should check out Larry Birkhead.
You should market those granola bars. There is a big need for those for the ladies. Imagine all the money you could make! Maury would be proud of you!
Interesting, Maury looks like Joseph’s daddy.
No shit that’s not Joseph’s kid, it doesn’t even look like him. His nose is completely different. I think Mary was banging a black guy.
its photoshopped? well no shit sherlock. im glad you figured that out, because it definitely influences the joke. *rolling eyes at the stupidity of internet users, and wallowing in sorrow that i am one of them* this is why i hate people
“shopped” - once funny
“looks authentic” - more recently funny; still no laughs.
“wtf of course its shopped, you’re stupid, etc” - unintentionally funny
“you guys, they know it’s shopped. it all started when. . .” - collective waste of everyone’s time
“ZOMG GLOBAL WARMING ‘n AIDS!” girl - is just popping in to read all these comments between a greenpeace meeting and her nonprofit medical research lab, srsly.
and for granola guy, i have no words.
cheers
HEY ALEX! HEY! YEAH, YOU!
It’s “you are stupid”, or perhaps “you’re”.
And now, my dear Alex, it is time for me to point out that you are everything you hate.
You should go hang yourself.
Twat.
lol… the comments here are funnier than the picture.
It was totally photoshopped, Maury would have dressed like Mary and Joseph back then. He doesn’t cast a shadow, either.
Anyone who said “of course it was shooped duh retardz” just got Troll’d hard.
Also, Jesus and religion is a lie, and there is no god, wake up people. It’s almost 2009 ffs.
[…] So wrong. So Funny. If you’ve ever seen the Maury show, you’ll get a kick out of this picture. […]
Jesus existed and that can be proven historically, secular historians recorded the miracles he did, Christianity is scientifically accurate, and it doesn’t matter how far away you get from an event it doesn’t change truth.
Proven scientifically? Can you actually somehow convince yourself that? Jesus existing has absolutely no way of proving Christianity. Muhammad also existed. So did Siddhartha Buddha. Science disproves all religious arguments dealing with gods. There are over 100 religions predating Christianity that focus on a god that died for faults of the people, rose on the third day, and preformed miracles. As this is also scientifically recorded.
I pity your ignorance.
Also i believe this photograph is indeed real, I’ve seen a lot of photoshoping in my day and this is definitely an actual photograph
I think it’s photoshopped, but I’m not 100% positive. You guys saying it’s not seem too confident. I don’t think Maurs would have been able to pull off a stunt like that without the other subjects in the photo noticing him. I’m not sure how old Jesus is now, but I don’t believe the age of Maury and Jesus are too far off. I don’t really know, though.
Forget the picture. Look at the comments.
The people calling out “fake” we get your joke.
It was funny the first 30 million times it was done.
The pixel joke is as old as the rick roll now, you’ve all ruined the funniness of calling out an obvious “FAKE” or “SHOPPED” because it’s been so over done.
To those that are calling people names, grow up.
Yea, this is totally shopped. All the pixels, plus the light sources are factors that give it away. It’s a pretty mediocre shop, but I’m sure the creator is proud of it.
I just opened the picture and zoomed in. When brought into 240% magnification, it becomes apparent that the picture of Mary and Joseph is at a quality of about 32 dpi (digital pixels per inch), whereas the picture of Maury is at a more detailed 56 dpi. Good work on the photo. It had many of us questioning the authenticity of the virgin birth. Your hoax, however, has been discovered. I expect to see a wikipedia article of this before the end of the day.
everybody posting on this blog (including me AND excluding the granola guy) are a bunch of PICKLE KISSING ASSHATS!!@
don’t fucking laugh at jesus! He fucking saved your souls!!!! Go rot in hell fucking athiests!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shopped by me. Mary was twelve when I banged her, so I made her look older and what’s his face, Joe, I made look younger that the dirty old man he was.
How that grinning Yank got in there is a mystery…like me really.
Back on your knees, peasants and blow me.
Your loving deity……
I am shocked and horrified at the number of people who said or insinuated that Maury Povich was not present at the birth of Christ; he clearly was. Look at the photo, he’s obviously kneeling right behind Joseph.
The chick is obviously shopped into this. The guys are real (looking pretty happy too). The baby, just delusional.
I work as a graphic designer, professionally restoring photographs for the Bible. I have seen a lot of Photoshopped images in my time, and I would be considered to be an expert, and I can tell you that this has NOT been ’shopped. If you look carefully at Maury’s body, it is in fact BEHIND Joseph- therefore he must have been in the stable in Bethlehem with them.
WOW. Like whatever the picture was funny…. but the comments are even better. You all are freakin’ hilarious
“all these comments are shopped”… HA HA HA
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“Posted by alex 14th December, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Was it shopped really
your all stupid”
My all stupid what?
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time.
You guys are morons. They are saying it’s shopped because it makes you mad, not because they think they are the first ones to realize it.
FIRST OF ALL LMFAOOOOOOO @ CUMMING A FRUIT BAR, AND SECONDLY YOU GUYS WOULDNT KNOW BECAUSE I WAS THERE AND YOU WERENT SO BLA
Fuck, you guys are SO judgemental. I…OK, I admit, one night, when Joseph was out, Maury came to visit me, and…I just…Oh, it was so wrong, but it felt so RIGHT, you know what I mean. I mean, he rocked. My world. You hear me? The man’s a machine.
Anyway, I’m going to have to tell Joseph it’s over and that I found someone else and that I’m moving to Phoenix with him.
NOT SHOPPED!!
everybody but Joe knows that he’s not the father! This photo was taken after Mary, acting as surrogate gave birth to Maury and Conny’s kid! Sheez you are all as dumb as Joseph’s ass! Just look at the pride on Maury’s face. You can’t shop that!
Guys, seriously… I’m really there. I put it in Mary and blasted my load. I am God and Jesus is my son.
In my dreams one day there will be a way to reach out across the internet and punch every moron that posts any comment about things being ’shopped.
Ya this is hilarious. The only reason I’m posting anything is b/c anyone who says this is photoshopped deserves to be annihilated. Of course it’s shopped you dumb bitches, and there’s no reason for a comment about it.
This is definately shopped. I mean, seriously, after I went back in time a couple thousand years and painted a still life of Mary and Joseph spending quality time with Billy-Bob (they renamed him Jesus because they wanted people to take him serious), I thought it would be a great idea to just stick Maury in the scene with them since he was busy that day and couldn’t make the trip with me.
uhh, photoshopped.