Best joke I heard today
A guy calls 911:
‘911. What is the emergency?’
‘I’m calling to report my neighbor Virgil Smith. He’s hiding marijuana inside his firewood. I don’t know how he gets it inside the logs, but he’s hiding it there.’
The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
A couple minutes later, the phone rings at Virgil’s house.
‘Hey, Virgil, it’s Floyd….Did the Sheriff come?’
‘Yeah!’
‘Did they chop your firewood?’
‘Yes.’
‘Happy Birthday, buddy!’
