Sweet Home Alabama Wedding Singer
So, tonight I had a difficult decision to make: The Wedding Singer, on VH1 or Sweet Home Alabama on USA. Super-hot Reese Witherspoon vs. eminently bang-able Drew Barrymore.
Decisions, decisions…
Hop over to one, back to another, like a wide-awake wet dream or something. What’s a guy to do?
Both movies have entirely predictable endings, but I can watch them over and over. It’s so gay, I admit it, but I don’t care. Quit judging me.
Instead, help me judge the endings of the movies. Next time I’m in this situation, do I watch Reese dump Dr. McDreamy and punch Candace Bergen in the face (another fantasy, but I’ll save that for another post…) then find her childhood sweetheart on a stormy beach where she gets all wet and sexy, or do I watch Adam Sandler serenade Drew Barrymore on a flight to Las Vegas while Billy Idol disposes of Drew’s douche fiance as Adam finishes singing his awesome love song and makes Drew all teary in a sexy, vulnerable way?
Don’t judge me…
