Best joke I’ve heard today
A line of students at a Catholic elementary school were waiting for lunch. There was a basket of apples at the front of the line and one of the nuns had written a note: Take only one, God is watching.
At the end of the line there was a basket of cookies. One of the students had written a note: Take all you want, God is watching the apples.
Hey, I liked it. Plus, it’s Sunday.