Sweet Home Alabama Wedding Singer
So, tonight I had a difficult decision to make: The Wedding Singer, on VH1 or Sweet Home Alabama on USA. Super-hot Reese Witherspoon vs. eminently bang-able Drew Barrymore.
Decisions, decisions…
Hop over to one, back to another, like a wide-awake wet dream or something. What’s a guy to do?
Both movies have entirely predictable endings, but I can […]
Business is all about location, location, location…
So, what does it say about these two businesses located next to each other just off I-565 west of Huntsville, AL?
A fireworks store and propane dealer? The scary thing? One of these business owners thought this was a good idea.
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The most creative advertisement I’ve seen today
Maybe it’s because I’ve met two of the three people in this video. Maybe it’s because a couple of my other, older blogs got spanked. Or maybe because it’s just too funny to see Ted Murphy in a candlelit bubble bath.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
There’s something about a video with the word “Spank” in the title and a dude […]
The dumbest thing I heard on American Idol tonight
With insight like Paula’s, who needs Simon Cowell?
“That song could be in a movie soundtrack right now.”
Not ‘hey, you could win a grammy’ or ‘hey, that was damn original’ or “I really like what you did with the …”.
No, the greatest aspiration for a singer is to make it on a movie soundtrack.
Stay away from […]
The most bizarre thing I’ve seen today
I’ll try to be delicate here… mmmmm, maybe not…
It’s hard to watch this video and NOT think of sex. Yes, I know that’s why it was made.
Don’t try to tell me that this is performance art. Just one too many ankles-behind-the-head to take it any other way.
Of course, I immediately thought of the Seinfeld […]
Movie Review: Leatherheads
I saw Leatherheads over the weekend. It was fine, had some funny moments, but certainly formulaic. I went to the early matinee, so at least I didn’t pay full price and I got what I paid for.
There were enough big names - Clooney, Zellweger, and that tall guy from The Office. Everyone did their jobs. […]
It’s good to be the queens…
Sorry, but this is the funniest commercial I’ve seen in a while.
Best Casino Ad
Four queens will beat your ass almost every time.
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Best joke I’ve heard today
A line of students at a Catholic elementary school were waiting for lunch. There was a basket of apples at the front of the line and one of the nuns had written a note: Take only one, God is watching.
At the end of the line there was a basket of cookies. One of the students […]