WNBA Fight? Really?
What’s all the hype about? A fight? Just pushing and shoving, not even a punch thrown. You be the judge:
Not really porn, per se, but funny as hell
Place this under the heading “Why cybersex is a bad thing… mostly.”
Funniest porn clip ever - NSFW!
Some might say this pornographer got what he deserves. Others might laugh out loud like I did. My wife might ask how I came across this clip… ahem…
Picklerize your room
Kelly Pickler likes to smell her own farts.
I’m not being mean!
Check out this video from one of her concerts. She admits it!
Gotta say, I normally don’t like fake boobs, but they look good on her from a distance. Has nothing to do with farting. I’m just saying…
Really Stupid Pitcher and Catcher
These two idiots probably thought they were being funny - “hey, let’s teach this ump to call balls and strikes better…”
Puh-leeze!
They say it was a miscommunication, but c’mon, watch the catcher and you’ll see he’s not only a moron, he’s a really bad actor. Good thing the Ump wasn’t hurt. If that ball hit him in the throat, I think the police would be involved.
Hat tip to SFR
Best joke I heard today
A guy calls 911:
‘911. What is the emergency?’
‘I’m calling to report my neighbor Virgil Smith. He’s hiding marijuana inside his firewood. I don’t know how he gets it inside the logs, but he’s hiding it there.’
The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
A couple minutes later, the phone rings at Virgil’s house.
‘Hey, Virgil, it’s Floyd….Did the Sheriff come?’
‘Yeah!’
‘Did they chop your firewood?’
‘Yes.’
‘Happy Birthday, buddy!’
Who would buy a house on this street?
And it’s a dead-end street?
Dumb Criminals
Oh my god, this is awesome! Check out the world’s dumbest criminals:
Life after oil
Kyle Mills book, Darkness Falls,
As Mills writes on his website, kylemills.com:
The ramifications of America’s dependence on oil are so much more dire than you’d realize from casual thought. When I first considered the scenario, I figured a serious drop in oil availability would be a nightmare, but a more or less manageable one. Deeper thought brought up some disturbing questions. How would I feed myself? I’m not a farmer–I rely entirely on the trucks that stock our local grocery store. What if the shelves of that store were suddenly empty? The obvious answer is that I’d drive to a more distant store. But what if there was no gas to fill my tank? The more I thought about it, the easier it became to picture a cascade effect that would descend the country into violence and anarchy.
One of the evolutions the US experiences in the months that followed is a movement to an agrarian society and the development of communal farms. Food can no longer be transported, and large commercial farms can no longer produce food affordably.
Think it can’t happen?
From Yahoo:
High gas prices drive farmer to switch to mules
Wed May 21, 7:51 PM ETHigh gas prices have driven a Warren County farmer and his sons to hitch a tractor rake to a pair of mules to gather hay from their fields. T.R. Raymond bought Dolly and Molly at the Dixon mule sale last year. Son Danny Raymond trained them and also modified the tractor rake so the mules could pull it.
T.R. Raymond says the mules are slower than a petroleum-powered tractor, but there are benefits.
“This fuel’s so high, you can’t afford it,” he said. “We can feed these mules cheaper than we can buy fuel. That’s the truth.”
And Danny Raymond says he just likes using the mules around the farm.
“We’ve been using them quite a bit,” he said.
Brother Robert Raymond added, “It’s the way of the future.”
I’m not normally an alarmist, nor even an environmentalist (I’m a friggin Republican, for chrissakes), but I read this book last year and immediately told my wife to teach our daughters to garden. I’m just saying. Want to get your brain wrapped around the challenges ahead? Check it out at the library or buy it over at Amazon:
Indiana Jones
Short answer: Liked it.
Good stuff. Lots of action and what-not. A “twist” that was rather obvious and the audience will spot in the first 10 minutes. But still, I liked the rock-em, sock-em good vs evil escapism that is the Indiana Jones franchise.
I went at 10:15 am on a Sunday morning, and Monaco Pictures in Huntsville was showing it in their VIP theater. Underwhelming. Wide seats, but so what, the regular seats are wide too. Some kind of faux leather. I don’t care. You can get booze in the VIP theater, but it was 10:15 on Sunday morning so I wasn’t in the mood to try. Not worth the extra bucks, in my opinion.
But the movie was good, so I was happy.
