I Blame Wayne Brady
This guy, wearing his “I [heart] my marriage” T-shirt, was arrested for choking his wife in an argument over drugs.
I blame Wayne Brady.
You know you’re horny when you bring a kid to a sex shop
Honest to god, it took me a minute to see what was wrong in this picture!
I don’t know if that’s an indictment of me or not. But at least I’m not as bad as Mom in this photo.
Hat tip to evilmilk.com
The definition of futility
Porn star takes one helluva shot - SFW, mostly
Be sure to watch the money shot for this PG porn video:
PG PORN: Nailing Your Wife | Girls | SPIKE.com
Badass clip of the week
Watch this guy jump out of the pool. Yes, I said OUT of the pool!
SNL: Really!?! with Seth Meyers
Seth to Kellogg’s: “Everyone of your products sounds like a wish a genie granted at a Phish concert.”
SNL Digital Short: I’m on a boat
T-Pain:”Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid…”
Brilliant.
Yes, that does make him gay
From Fan IQ:
Then Donahue would rub the hottest possible liniment on his testicles.
“He’d start snorting like a bull,” the trainer said. “That’s when he was ready to pitch.”
I’m just saying…
Oh, by the way, this isn’t first time someone has mused on the subject…
Best Soup Segment Ever
Always leave ‘em hanging (by a string)…
Don’t you hate it when you poop your pants?
If I had a dime for every time I wore sharted myself while wearing white pants while going commando…
